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One for the Herd
Tikka Masala, Tandoori Chicken, Fior De Latte, Burnt Red Onion Jam, Cilantro Chutney. Add a Umami Chili Bomb + $2.00 For Every Pizza Sold, we will be donating $5.00 to Kids Meals Nonprofit
$21.99
halal
Neotexan Pizza
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Coffee Cowboy
100% Halal Coffee-Crusted Hereford Terse Major Steak, Smoked Onion Bianco Sauce, Mozz, White Cheddar, Caramelized Onion, Truffled Arugula
$21.99
halal
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Candied Carrot
Wood fired Heirloom Carrots, Pecan Pesto, Mozz, Texas Goat Cheese, Pickled Onion, Candied Pecans
$18.99
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Buff Or BBQ
Choice of Sauce (Bufflao or BBQ),Oak-Smoked Halal Chicken Thigh, Mozz, Blue, Pickled Red Onion, Pickled Jalapenos, Cilantro, Really Good Ranch
$17.99
halal
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Truffle my Fun-Guy
Sherry & Thyme Pan Roasted Mushrooms (Blue Oyster, Shiitake, Cremini), Truffle Parm Spread, Mozz, Crispy Garlic, Chives
$18.99
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B2P2
Oak Smoked Brisket, Candied Bacon, Roasted Jalapeno Popper Cream Cheese, Cojita, Caramelized Onions, Pickled Jalapenos, Scallions, Toasted breadcrumbs, Really Good Ranch
$21.99
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Tx Steakhouse Burger
Herford Ground Beef, Smoked Tomato-Balsimic Jam, Cheddar, House Pickles, Carmelized Onions, Crispy Bacon, Jalapeno Fancy Sauce, Chives & Smoked Salt
$21.99
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Chili Crunch Chicken
Spicy Fried Chicken, Chili Crunch Ranch, White Cheddar, Hot Honey, Pickled Red Cabbage, Pickles, Crispy Garlic, Chives
$20.99
halal
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Bone marrow Bolognese Pizza
BoneMarrow Bolognese, Smoked Onion Bianco Sauce, Ricotta, Red Wine Redux, Mozz, Ricotta, Chives.
$20.99
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Build Your Own Pizza
Build Your Own Pizza with any in house available toppings!!! Available as Gluten Free as well. Starting at $8.99
$8.99
Keep It Classic
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Big Red
Smoked Tomato, Shaved Garlic, Oregano, Texas EVOO
$8.99
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Real Cheesy
Smoked Tomato, Mozz, Parm, White Cheddar, Ricotta
$12.99
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Pepperoni
Smoked Tomato, Mozz, Parm, White Cheddar, Ricotta, Cup & Char Pepperoni
Cup & Char Pepperoni $15.99
Sub Halal Pepperoni + $1.50
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Pig & Chicken
Real Cheesy Base ( Smoked Tomato Sauce, Parm, Mozz, Cheddar, Ricotta), Pepperoni, Sausage, Smoked Chicken Thigh
$18.99
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Peppered Vodka
Vodka Sauce, Mozz, Parm, Roasted Bell Peppers, Fennel-Pork Sausage, House Chili Crunch
$17.99
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Caccio de Peppe
Smoked Onion Bianco Sauce, Fresh Mozz, Parm, Roasted & Crispy Garlic, Black Pepper
Base Price $13.99
Fennel-Pork Sausage, Caramelized Onion + $3.50
Mushroom, Caramelized Onion, Arugula, Truffle Vin + $5
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Rita
Smoked Tomato, Fresh Mozz, Parm, Basil Chimichurri
$15.99
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HTX Hawaiian
Honey-Chipotle Smoked Ham, Smoked Tomato, Pickled Pineapple Salsa, Cilantro
$17.99
Munchkins
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Cheese Pizza
Tomato, Mozz, Parm
Base Price $9.99
Cup & Char Pepperoni + $1
Halal Beef Pepperoni + $2
Snacks
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Jalapeno Spinach Artichoke Dip
Jalapeno Spinach Artichoke Dip, Parm, Served with Toasted French Roll
$11.99
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Woodfired Carrots
Heirloom Baby Carrots, Truffle-Chipotle Aioli, Candied Pecans, Herb Salad
$11.99
gluten free
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Spiceology Wings
Available Bone in or Boneless (Halal) Dry-Spice Wings Tossed In Choice Of: Maui Wowee, Honey Habanero, Buffalo Lemon Pepper, Chipotle Herbs De Provence
Half Lb ( 6pc) $10.99
Full Lb (12Pc) $20.99
gluten free
Eat Your Greens
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Salad Additions
Oak-Smoked Halal Chicken + $4
Halal Hereford Flank Steak + $7
Extra Dressing + $2
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Talespin Ceasar
True Harvest Crispy Salad Mix, Fresh Shaved Parm, Gluten Free Garlic Breadcrumbs, Umami Caesar Dressing.
Side $7.99
Entree $12.99
gluten free
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Smoked Chicken Cobb
Oak-Smoked Halal Chicken, Candied Bacon, Vital Farms Egg, Red Onion, Tomato, Cucumber, Really Good Ranch, Chives
Side $10.99
Entree $16.99
gluten free
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Simple Salad
True Harvest Crispy Salad Mix, Red Onion, Tomato, Cucumber, Choice of Dressing
Side $5.99
Entree $9.99
gluten free
Sweet Treats
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Constantino's Artisan Gelato
Available in Cookies & Cream, Chocolate, Tiramisu
$6.99
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Cheesecake
Sous Vide Buttermilk Cheesecake, Lemon-Blueberry Compote, Graham Cracker Streusel Can be made Gluten Free
$6.99
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Tres Leches Tiramisu for 2
Coffee Cream Lady Fingers, Whipped Marscapone Custard, Dulce De Leche
$8.99
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Chocolate Espresso Pot De Creme
Sous Vide Chocolate Custard, Kahlua Cream
$7.99
gluten free
Dads' Bruschetta
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Dad's Bruschetta - Dad's OG
Toasted 6" or 12" French Roll with Hotel Butter, Roasted garlic Ricotta Spread, Mozz, Parsley, Chives & Fresh Parm.
$9.99 - $16.99
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Dad's Bruschetta - Sweet & Spicy Pepperoni
Toasted 6" or 12" French Roll with Hotel Butter, Smoked Tomato Sauce, Pepperoni, Mozz, Hot Honey, Chives & Parm. Sub Halal Pepperoni for +$1.50
$9.99 - $18.49
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Dad's Bruschetta - Truffled Mushroom
Toasted 6" or 12" French Roll with Hotel Butter, Truffle Aioli, Sherry & Thyme Roasted Mushrooms, Mozz, Chives & Parm
$12.99 - $19.99
Non-Alcoholic Drinks
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Mexican Coca-Cola
$3.49
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Mexican Sprite
$3.49
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Jarritos
Pineapple, Mandarin
$2.99
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Liquid Death Mountain Water
19 Oz Tallboys, Rotating Flavors
$2.99
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K-Tonic Kombucha
Original, Elderberry, Lovebug, Mango y Limon
$3.99
Texas Craft Beers
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Hans' Pils - Real Ale Brewing
5.3% ABV German Pilsner - Blanco Tx
$5
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Firemans 4 - Real Ale Brewing
5.1% ABV Blonde Ale - Blanco Tx
$5
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Cosmic Cowboy - Family Business Beer Co
7% ABV American IPA - Dripping Springs Tx
$6
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Hefe - Altstadt Brewery Co
5.1% ABV Hefeweizen - Fredericksburg Tx
$5
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Mexican Lager - Saloon Door Brewing
4.2% ABV - Webster, Tx
$5
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Dry Hopped Kolsch - New Magnolia Brewing
4% ABV - Houston Tx
$5
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Entropic - Equal Parts Brewing
6.9% ABV IPA - Houston Tx
$5
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Lawnmower - Saint Arnold
4.9% ABV Kolsch Style Blonde - Houston Tx
$5
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Golden Athletic Brewing Co
Non-Alcoholic Brew - San Diego, Ca
$5
Familiar Favorites
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Lone Star
4.6% ABV American Pale Lager
$4
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Lone Star Light
3.6% ABV Light Lager
$4
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Berry Monkey - Victory Brewing
9.5% ABV Fruited Sour Tripel
$6
Hazy Hydrations
THC Infused Selzters-
Lemonade - Howdy
5mg THC
$6.50
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Wonder Water - 8th Wonder
10mg THC
$6.50
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Sparking Grape - 8th Wonder
10mg THC
$6.50
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Sparkling Peach Ginger - 8th Wonder
10mg THC
$6.50
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Cherry limeade - Beach Break
5mg THC
$6.50
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Watermelon - Beach Break
5mg THC
$6.50
Custom 4 Packs
Build your own 4 pack-
Hazy 4 Pack
Pick any 4 THC Infused Seltzers
$22
Talespin Catering is perfect for small gatherings, office lunches, and all the moments that deserve real pizza (not cardboard).
$250 order minimum to start.

And… we’ve got a fully built-out pizza trailer for weddings, festivals, and big events.
From backyard hangs to “I do’s,” we’ve got the flavor covered.
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Download PDFOnsite Cooking - Unlimited Pizza Bar
Priced Per Person-
Keep It Classic
Choose up to 5 Classic Pizzas.
$24
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Neotexan Pizzas
Choose up to 5 Neotexan Pizzas. (Includes B.Y.O.Ps)
$28
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Mixed Pizzas
Choose up to 5 Pizzas from either the Classic section or the Neotexan section
$26
Onsite Cooking - Unlimited Greens
Priced Per Person-
Simple Salad
True Harvest Crispy Salad Mix, Red Onion, Tomato, Cucumber, Choice of Dressing: Really Good Ranch, Caesar, Shallot Vin.
$4
gluten free
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Caesar Salad
True Harvest Salad Mix, Parm, Garlic Breadcrumbs, Umami Caesar Dressing
$5
gluten free
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Shroomy Salad
Sherry & Thyme Pan Roasted Mushrooms (Blue Oyster, Shiitake, Cremini), Texas Goat Cheese, Parm, Arugula, Roasted Shallot Vin.
$6
Onsite Cooking - Woodfire Canapes
Priced Per PieceComing Soon
Sharables - Eat your Greens
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Casear Salad
True Harvest Crispy Salad Mix, Parm, Garlic Breadcrumbs, Umami Caesar Dressing. Available in a Half Pan / Full Pan
$44.99 - $78.99
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Shroomy Salad
Sherry & Thyme Pan Roasted Mushrooms (Blue Oyster, Shiitake, Cremini), Texas Goat Cheese, Parm, Arugula, Roasted Shallot Vin. Available in a Half Pan / Full Pan
$48.99 - $82.99
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Simple Salad
True Harvest Crispy Salad Mix, Red Onion, Tomato, Cucumber, Choice of Dressing: Really Good Ranch, Caesar, Shallot Vin). Available in a Half Pan / Full Pan
$39.99 - $69.99
Sharables - Pasta
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Mac & Cheese
3-Cheese Mornay, Parm, Garlic Breadcrumbs. Available in a Half Pan / Full Pan
$38.99 - $74.99
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Pesto Pasta
Smoked Chicken Thighs, Pesto Cream, Sun Dried Tomatos, Red Onion, Arugula & Lemon. Available in a Half Pan / Full Pan
$64.99 - $119.99
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Bolognese Pasta
Hereford Beef Bolognese, Smoked Onion Bianco Sauce, Ricotta, Parm, Red Wine Reduction Chives. Available in a Half Pan / Full Pan
$69.99 - $129.99
Sharables - Snacks
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Woodfire Carrots
Heirloom Baby Carrots, Truffle Chipotle Aioli, Candied Pecans, Herb Salad. Available in a Half Pan.
$54.99
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Spiceology Wings
Bone-in or Boneless (Halal). Dry Spiced Wings served with Really Good Ranch. Priced Per Lb
$20.99
Sharable - Sweet Things
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Tres Leches Tiramisu
Coffee Cream Lady Fingers, Whipped Mascarpone Custard, Dulce De Leche. Available in a Half Pan.
$62.99
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Blueberry Cheesecake
Buttermilk Cheesecake, Lemon- Blueberry Compote, Graham Cracker Streusel. Available in a Half Pan.
$45.99
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Chocolate Pot De Creme
Chocolate Custard, Kahlua Cream, Chocolate pieces. Available in a Half Pan.
$52.99